Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
wait a freaking second
who is jensen ackles
i thought jensen ackles was that fish from spongebob
i thought…this entire time… you guys have been talking about this fish…..
i dont even know why i just heard the name jensen ackles and assumed that was this guys name
This is the most serious post on this entire website
That awkward moment where Sam meets the father of his girlfriend 7 years before he actually meets the girlfriend.
Season 1 Phantom Traveler
Season 8 Hunteri Heroici
Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile.
Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what the fuck was up with humans and their cars. Look at him in the 3rd gif, like “ah, imma bout to fuck up your everything but ah yes, cars dude”.
look at all their dramatic lighting
dramatic camera angles
dramatic facial expressions
"wtf are cars"